Friday, November 1, 2013

Engineers Without Diplomas

They do a remarkable job, especially considering the tools they have to use.






































Fun --

Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of the opposite sex who are sexually interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore under fiction

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can
I do?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60-plus-year-old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60-plus-year-olds look for fashionable glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?

A: “I remember these!”





2 comments:

  1. I have a book, unfortunately self-published because it could have been even better, about birds' nests and nest building. Pretty incredible stuff out there. One male bird makes an elaborate structure which isn't even a nest: it's a pavilion to dance under to impress the females.

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  2. It is amazing what skills and instincts these birds are born with. If they had to earn a degree I'm sure their work would suffer under government guidelines etc.

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