Dangerous banana
So unhappy!
We did it! (Whatever it was).
Hung out to dry (?)
Let's take the crane to dinner.
Satanic leaf-tailed gecko.
A gecko is a small tropical lizard, and the satanic leaf-tailed is found
(if you can find it) only on the island of Madagascar.
That looks like fun!
It is fun!
Venezuelan poodle moth.
That's the description that came with the photo.
Humor --
THE NEW ALPHABET
The other half
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal becomes two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.
T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.
W is for worry, now what's going round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my
body's deployed,
And I've kept twenty-six doctors fully
employed!!
May your troubles be less, your blessings more
and nothing but Happiness come through your door.
The other half
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal becomes two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.
T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.
W is for worry, now what's going round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.
I've survived all the symptoms, my
body's deployed,
And I've kept twenty-six doctors fully
employed!!
May your troubles be less, your blessings more
and nothing but Happiness come through your door.
I live in a bungalow/ranch one story house but if I ever move to a house with a second story I AM SO GETTING A SPIRAL STAIRCASE WITH SLIDE! In fact, I'm tempted to redesign my attic ladder (okay, not realistic.)
ReplyDeleteI have friends who wanted to build a spiral chute like that in their dream house going up and there was somewhere in the building code that said no, so they checked and nowhere did it say you couldn't have a fire pole in the closet going to downstairs. Because nobody had ever asked before. So they got one.
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