Wednesday, September 18, 2013

BETTER BREAKFAST, part 2

So you couldn’t decide among yesterday’s choices? Try these.


Iran



Italy



Japan



(We're off on the road to) Morocco



 Netherlands



Philippines 



Poland (I never sausage such a meal!)



Portugal



Russia



Spain



Sweden



Turkey



United States



Venezuela 


Humor --

MORE MORON STORIES

~ A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart."  "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

 ~ In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon.  King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.

~ Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem.  No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going.  It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied.  After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there might be able to tell them what was wrong.  A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition  The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch.  So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.


2 comments:

  1. I'll have my Polish breakfast at 1pm, please. Maybe 2pm.

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  2. Okay, that's it, I'm ready to go out for lunch now.

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