Eat the banana!
You can't make me!
You want some? I'll think about it.
Shhh. Don't tell him! It's soft up here.
Mmpff! Push!
I am pushing!
I told you to stay out of my food dish!
Peekaboo!
I'm the designated baby sitter.
Exercise? You gotta be kidding.
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FROM CHURCH BULLETINS
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Disney knew his birds when he had his characters sing "Just like the cheerful chickadee."
ReplyDeleteNope, you can't make the dog eat the banana. Try a little peanut butter, though.
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