Drink up! Quick!
Any other dangerous animals?
That should answer all the usual questions!
Pun time -
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it .
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.
(Sing it) Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, breaking up the scenery breaking my mind do this don't do that can't you read the sign. (Earworm: commenced.)
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