SIGNS, part two

Don’t know if these are any nuttier than the previous ones.  You decide.

Read?  Read what?

Where's the 'Maybe' button?

So me they should fit!

Now there is a deal!

Oh, good.  I was worried.

By whom?

So we noticed.

More fun --

Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.
'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'
'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney.   'Where are ye callin' from?'

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An uncooked, unadorned cut-out of a cookie person is standing in a doorway. He (she?) says to another who is sitting on a chair: “For heavens sake, put on some raisins! The guests will be here any minute.”