...AND IT WAS RAINING CATS AND DOGS

And perhaps another animal or two.  These guys are cute/funny/lovable --

I love potato chips (if these are potato chips).

I couldn't find a better place to play Hide-And-Seek!

We get along fine together.  Just don't tell our folks.

Now that I caught it, what do I do with it?

Just westing.  Isn't this a westinghouse?

Humor - (At least I think these are funny)

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

An optimist is someone who doesn’t care what happens, as long as it happens to someone else.