Don't bother me! I pooped!
I'm just the cutest one around.
Wot dis?
I just petting you.
I always sleep with my favorite toy.
Why don't he get me a pillow!
Schlurrrrp!
Pffffft!
Humor -
~ The trouble with square meals is they make you round.
~ I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
~ My weight problem is hereditary. It was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.
~ Growing old is only a state of mind brought on by gray hair, false teeth, wrinkles, a pot belly, and an overall feeling of being totally pooped.
~ Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell ‘straight’. He did so without error. “Very good,” said the teacher. “Now what does it mean?”
Johnny’s reply: “Without water.”
~ My Granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told her, “Put cotton in your ears, and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it -- instant old age.”
~ The trouble with square meals is they make you round.
~ I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
~ My weight problem is hereditary. It was passed down from my mouth to my stomach.
~ Growing old is only a state of mind brought on by gray hair, false teeth, wrinkles, a pot belly, and an overall feeling of being totally pooped.
~ Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell ‘straight’. He did so without error. “Very good,” said the teacher. “Now what does it mean?”
Johnny’s reply: “Without water.”
~ My Granddaughter asked me what it was like to be old. So I told her, “Put cotton in your ears, and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it -- instant old age.”
The calico kitten is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteLittle baby chick, do NOT trust the kitten who says he is just "petting" you. GO.FLY. SAVE YOURSELF!
ReplyDeleteVERY cute animals!
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