CLEVER ANIMALS

Here are several animal pics that I think are clever, or funny, or ... you name it --

Can't shake him off!  He better not poop on my head!

This coloring is not from Photoshop.

You need to see how I get out of here.

I be da judge.  You lissna me!  Hear?

Perfect landing!  Now for the food, ...

Whaddya mean 'What lock?'  That one!  Right there!

Ha ha ha ha!

Simply beautiful!

WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS, GRANDCHILDREN)

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!"

"Don't what?" Adam asked.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.

"Why"

"Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I
tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?" said the Father.

"I don't know," said Eve.

"She started it!" Adam said

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"DID NOT!"

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.