Puns for fun
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
Oh, cherry blossoms! I miss the cherry blossoms back home--the ones at the Washington, DC Tidal Basin gifted by the Japanese are famous, but the ones in Kentsdale MD are even prettier.
ReplyDeleteAlison, I have one cherry blossom in my yard, thanks to the previous owners. It's all on its little lonesome but puts on an amazing show.
ReplyDeleteDon, I don't know where No. 4 was taken but it reminds me of the villages in the English West Country, where I lived for many years. Very picturesque in the off-season, and on rainy days.