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That gets hard to calculate.

That’s why it’s being advertised.

But not after age 19.

I really want to see this one.
(For those of you who don’t know me, I have the use of only one hand. 

Cliff says I should just slap the side of my leg with my good hand.)

Gee, who’d a known?

Guess he was short of clients.

They must be using the attorney in the previous clipping

Aw, shucks.  And they were hoping for buried treasure!

What were they expecting? Frogs and toads?

I suppose Arnie would make anyone nervous.

Gee, I was just a widdle kid when I played that!

Humor -- as if you needed more!

This is the story of the young lady who phones her boy friend.

“Hi, I’m having trouble with a jig saw puzzle.  Would you please help me?”

“Sure, what’s it supposed to be?”

“Well, there’s a big red rooster on the box.”

“Okay, I’ll be right over.”

The boy friend arrives, and looks at all the pieces spread out all over the table.  “Tell you what,” he says.  “Let’s just relax, have a nice hot cup of coffee, and then we’ll put all these cornflakes back in the box.”