ODDLY SPECIFIC

These signs certainly do get specific.  My thanks to Diana.

Humor -
I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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The six year old was having trouble adjusting to first grade.  At least twice a week the mother received a note from his teacher outlining his latest infraction.  Finally the mother laid it on the line.  “I don’t want any more notes from your teacher!”  Ok, mom,” he said.  “Are you going to tell her, or do you want me to?”