C'mon, ma, give me a ride!
Just strolling on the beach, holding hands, er, fins.
We're orangutans. Any way you hold our picture is wrong.
Yes, I wuv you. Just don't tell my mom.
Last one in is a rotten egg!
Yes? What can we do for you? We were having a discussion.
Meerkat choral society.
Aw, come play with me!
...And so I said to him, as one lemur to another ...
Just snoozin' in the sun.
Yeah! We're twins. What of it?
We're here for new overcoats.
Humor --
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"
You know, my sister's identical twin boys had an expression like that when they were little--so innocent, so about to get into something you were going to regret.
ReplyDeleteMeerkats are "in" here. About time, too, I say.
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