Wonder why there aren't any cars on the road.
Gee, glad ya tole me. I'd never a known'.
Traffic Report! Something blocking roadway!
I told you, ya can't jump fences!
Gee, an old Mount Rushmore!
... in any position.
Don't nobody touch my banana!
Kin I help? I'm expert at horsepower.
Who sez so? I sez so!
Humor -
From my chiropractor: He tells about the young girl who was out on a field trip where somebody said something nasty to her. When she got home, she told her parents, “I think I was paid a negative compliment.”
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While transcribing medical audiotapes, the secretary came upon the following garbled diagnosis, “This man has pholenfrometry.” Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with the doctor, who listened to the tape. Then he translated: “This man has fallen from a tree.”
Ah my, the interesting things when inflections are wonky...
ReplyDeleteI think I liked the horsepower best. That and the bearly-moving traffic.
Meantime, Don: GET BETTER! (How did you get to the hospital? Someone must have just driven over the repaving job?)