Tuesday, February 8, 2011

BACK TO AVENIDAS

Monday was my full day back at Avenidas since my fall.  At the ten o’clock hour, there is a session called Hope Group.  The purpose is to instill a sense of positiveness and optimism, so the leader goes around the room asking each participant what they are thankful for, or grateful for, or what they hope for.  When it was my turn, I was telling about my falls, and among other things, how grateful I was for the doctors and technicians who stitched me up, x-rated -- oops, X-RAYED me...

I also told my Hope Group joke, except that this was a bit different.  This was a visual joke, and you can participate.  Raise your forearm, palm forward.  Now wiggle your fingers, just a little bit.  Know what that is?  Answer below.

As I’d mentioned the other day, Audrey wanted to do another Name That Tune session, so I came with another CD.  It certainly was as much fun as the first time.  Now while Cliff drives me to and from this Center, many others are carried to and fro by busses that Avenidas provides.  Some of these participants start around noon to get a little antsy about when the bus will take them home, and need to be told, “Your bus leaves at 2 o’clock” or “Your bus leaves at 3 o’clock.”

The Name That Tune session runs from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m.  The participants were doing quite well in getting song names, especially when Audrey went through all kinds of bodily contortions in order to give clues.  But the group was really having trouble with the very last song, despite all of Audrey’s attempts at clues.  Finally, I called out, “What do you say when the bus finally gets here?”  That was what they needed.  The song title?  At Last.

Visual joke answer:  That’s a microwave.

Cartoon -


Monday, February 7, 2011

ASTRONOMICALLY BEAUTIFUL!

I owe a huge Thank You to the February issue of Smithsonian Magazine for the following.

Humans can only see a small portion of the electromagnetic spectrum.  We have powerful telescopes that reveal remote galaxies, but not even the Hubble Space telescope can reveal everything that is out there.  There are objects, such as brown dwarfs, that are too cool to give off visible light.  They do, however, emit energy in an invisible form -- longer wavelengths known as infrared radiation.

Incredibly hot objects, such as massive exploding stars, give off much of their energy in shorter, invisible wavelengths like gamma rays and X-rays.

Now scientists have developed other telescopes that can “see” these other wavelengths.  At this time there are a trio of space telescopes returning to us amazing and beautiful images --Hubble, which sees in the visible light spectrum, Chandra which studies X-rays, and Spitzer which  is the infrared telescope. Scientists assign false colors to the different wavelengths the telescopes detect, and when a portion of the sky is viewed in different wavelengths, one gets a completely different picture.  As a scientist put it, “They are all pieces of a puzzle.” 





One of the three space-based telescopes is the Chandra X-ray observatory shows gas heated by explosions.




The Hubble Space telescope is tuned to the near infra-red, which is visible to the naked eye.





The Hubble telescope reveals active areas of star formation.





Chandra excels at capturing chaos.  This photo shows a blast of debris expanding at millions of miles an hour.  It is the result of a supernova that became visible to us some 300 years ago.






 This is the spiral galaxy NGC 4258.  The two ghostly blue arms contain gasses heated by violent shock waves.  Taken by the Chandra telescope.





These images are wonderful to behold.  Some seem almost psychedelic, others more delicate.  This image from Chandra appears almost spectral, and scientists refer to it as “The Hand of God”.




The Spitzer focuses on infrared radiation emanating from heated dust.  The dark green is a structure slicing through a spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy.





The dark streak almost dead center may be a ripple of star formation.  This was also from the Spitzer.





Here is the center of our own galaxy shown as a composite of all three space-based telescopes.



Humor --
Bizarre Classified Ads

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the
family.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.

Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef, $2.25; Children,
$2.00.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair
to take home, too.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

SUGGESTIONS

When my doctor removed the stitches from my jaw, he suggested that if anyone commented on the tiny scar, I should say I got it in a sword fight.  And say something like, “You should see what the other guy looks like.”

When I saw my chiropractor the other day, he was recovering from a cold, and had missed a few days of work.  I suggested that the next time something like that showed up on his doorstep, that he mark it REFUSED!  RETURN TO SENDER!

I had occasion to visit Avenidas on Friday (not for the day), and Audrey, among others, were delighted to see me.  I said I would try to be in on Monday, so Audrey suggested that we put together another Name That Tune session for that day.  Great idea!

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Previews of coming attractions:
~Beautiful astronomy
~Kitchen creativity (not what you might think)

Summer cartoon --


Summer's almost here.  I saw deer in the backyard.


Friday, February 4, 2011

WILD ANIMALS, PART TWO

Enjoy these photos of wild creatures of all kinds.



Lynx




Orcas




Eagle





Grey fox




Prairie Dogs





Warbler



Squirrel




Grey wolf



Whooping cranes




Parakeets
Hey!  I was here first!



Fun -
DEFINITIONS

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

WEATHER-WISE AND OTHERWISE

This photo was on the front page of our local newspaper the other day.  The headline above it read
AREN’T YOU GLAD YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA.

My answer?  YES!  The weather forecast for the next several days is sunny with highs in the upper 60’s and low 70’s.

John Madden is in Dallas for the Super Bowl.  It is freezing there.  On the radio this morning John was asked if the Dallas residents were a bit humbled by the weather.  John:  “Humbled?  No, defensive.  But they’re not going out of their houses.”

Otherwise --
When I fell last week and hit my head, it put my jaw a bit out of place, enough so that my lower partial doesn’t fits properly.  I was afraid I might need a new denture, an expensive proposition at best, but my chiropractor says he can straighten out my head so that my teeth work properly.  Thank Heaven!

Time for humor, computer variety --

Tech  support:    What kind of computer do you have?
  Customer:    A  black one...
===============
Customer:    Hi,  this is Celine .. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support:   Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer:    Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech  support:    That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer:    No , wait a minute. I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry...
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Tech  support:  ;   Click  on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:    Your left or my left?
===============
Tech  support:    Good  day. How may I help you?
Male  customer:    Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on  'start'  for me and....
Customer:   Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

LITTLE BY LITTLE...

and bit by bit I’m getting better.  I know, I know; bones take time to knit, and I’m just a couple of weeks into the healing process.  But Cliff doesn’t have to wheel me around the house in the wheelchair.  As I said the other day, the next step would be when on my own.  It’s happening -- I can walk, albeit slowly.  The only difficulty, if one could call it that, is that the pain medication makes me sleepy.  There I am, sitting the lounge chair reading, when all of a sudden I open my eyes and realize that I have dozed off.  At least I can’t complain about lack of sleep.

I took the bandage off of my jaw this morning, and I can’t even see the scar.  Cliff had to point it out to me-- it’s just under my chin.  And now I can shave my whole face.

Fun -

DEFINITIONS:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

WILD ANIMALS, PART ONE

Bald eagles





Arctic fox




Now you go  out and play, sweetie, but don't get your shoes muddy.





Plover




Big horn sheep





Black-footed Ferret




Road Runner
Beep, Beep!




Florida Panther
Or as Bennett Cerf once said, "When called by a panther, don't anther."



Sandhill Crane with chick





My, what big teeth you have, grandma!



Punny, punny -

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.