Nice kitty!
My tree! No! MY tree!
Caw! Cats not allowed!
Confounded crows! Think they own the world!
Is this what's meant by ‘pigging out’?
Nope, can’t help you. I don’t know what you are, either.
You don’t look like a cat!
This table keeps moving on me.
May I join you for a rest?
You are a very convenient resting place for my head.
We can cuddle up together.
I’m bigger than you.
Well, I’ve been sick.
Well, I’ve been sick.
Punny -
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
That last one: I have a friend who's been teaching English in a country with, shall we say, a less democratic method of everything.
ReplyDeleteHe tried to teach them a section on humor. They did NOT get it. He finally used that last one, as culture-free and safe as possible, and they did get that one.
If Alison kept a camera on a tripod ready to shoot, I bet she could get a couple great squirrel/bird shots.
ReplyDeleteDon, ever think of getting Chipper and Pepper a friend? Maybe a rabbit or a helper monkey, or a pot-bellied pig? (kidding)