Butterfly
Camera
Crab
Dolphin
Fish
Penguin
Scorpion
Shark
Toilet bowl
Dragon
Jacket
Spider
Fun -
Presumably, these are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded.
Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
I would not allow this student to breed.
Your child has delusions of adequacy.
Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
A dollar for his thoughts!
ReplyDeleteIt's so amazing--spider, scorpion, fish...but why toilet bowl?
ReplyDeleteBTW, truly excellent toilet bowl.