As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery. One patient had some type of fish tattoo on her abdomen. "That sure is a pretty whale," I commented.
With a smile she replied, "It used to be a dolphin."
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
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Next posting on Monday.
"Come back with a warrant" raises suspicions but "Beware of Cat" can be a useful deterrent, especially for the heavily allergic, like my brother.
ReplyDeleteI like the second one the best. No, the first. Well maybe the second...
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