INCREDIBLE DAY

Wow! You just won’t believe what happened today! First the doorbell rang, and there was a policeman. He told me that they had recovered my stolen scooter, and caught the perpetrator. Then right after that there was an email from Internal Revenue Service telling me I had made an error on my tax return, and that I didn’t owe them any money; I had a refund coming. And finally I had a phone call from Publishers Clearing House telling me I had won their grand prize!

Well, I said you wouldn’t believe it! Happy beginning of April.

And now something decently funny --

A secretary, an assistant, and their boss are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a geniie appears to grant them one wish each. The secretary says, “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! and she’s gone. The assistant says, “i want to be in Hawaii relaxing orn the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas, and the love of my life.” And poof! He’s gone. “You’re next,” says the genie to the boss. He says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch!”