Ah! Tasty morsel.
Successful fisherman, er, fisherbird.
Where can I drop you off for dinner?
Drop right in!
Here! I caught this just for you.
Oooh! All kinds of tasty goodies!
Lord, I thank thee for the dinner I am about to eat.
Open wide!
On this flight we serve insects.
Get away! This is MY dinner!
Humor -
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
"That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. " You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
It's fresh and free range, but still a little sad. A couple of them make me think of Alfred Hitchcock.
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