Mum, can you come and get me down?
I’m not coming out. You’ll have to come get me.
On the count of three -- LIFT!
Does this log make my butt look fat?
You go. I’ll just stay here and rest a bit.
It wasn’t me! I didn’t steal this bamboo shoot. I was just sitting here, I swear.
I’ll give you 2 seconds to get off me, or I’m calling Mom!
Pardon me, but do you have a napkin?
Shhh, I’m thinking.
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INNER PEACE !! I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives! Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets Yu haf no idr ow gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inrpece.
Those pandas gave me SUCH a fit of the giggles this morning!
ReplyDeletePandas and penguins have that magical ability to make me smile just by looking at them. Those baby pandas are just SOOOOO adorably cute, I'd love to give them a squeeze. But I know it would result in instant blood-loss-----mine.
ReplyDeleteWho could resist those big eyes?
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