You like my fancy collar?
I'm the regal one 'round here.
My blue eyes go with my feathers.
I wear the crown; I give the orders!
That's not part of my decoration; that's the top of my feathers.
Patriotic! red, white, and – – black, green, and blue!
No hiding! Come out from under there!
Bad hair day.
I be in the right place?
Well, if one can, Toucan.
That other guy thinks he's having a bad hair day! Look at us!
Those guys upstairs need to go to my beauty salon.
Humor--
BIBLE INTERPRETATIONS
(as written by children—misspellings and all)
(as written by children—misspellings and all)
~ Moses died before he ever reached Canada; then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
~ The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
~ David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people
who lived in biblical times.
~ Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
~ Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
~ The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
~ David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people
who lived in biblical times.
~ Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
~ Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The rainbow colored duck is my favorite! I just happened to see two turkey vultures in the marsh by my house when I out for my bike ride...they are certainly unattractive especially when compared to these beauties!
ReplyDelete"Bad hair day" gets my vote!
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