HELLO!

A friend asked me today if my birds talked. “Not English,” I replied. “Pepper is a female, and female cockatiels tend not to talk.”

But that reminded me of an incident several years ago. I had just pulled into our driveway, and was getting out of the car, when I heard a voice --

“Hello”

I looked around, but didn’t see anyone.

“Hello”

I still didn’t see anyone, so I walked out to the street, and looked right and left. Not a soul in sight.

“Hello”

It finally dawned on me. It was my next door neighbor’s parrot. So goodbye, already.


Humor -
Well, speaking of birds, here’s a cartoon I just received:

When I count to three, you will wake up and never want to chase birdies again.